"We've made as much ground as an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping."

I have just discovered the limit of the leeway that my boss will give me. Generally teachers here either wear a tracksuit or a suit to school. I however seem to be allowed to wear shirtsleeves, or just a tie, or even just a sports-coat/jumper combination. Today, however, my limit was reached. The following conversation will also give you an insight into the Japanese mentality. Translations in italics.

"Hayashi-sensei, why are all the chaps wearing suits and ties today - even the PE teacher?"
why, yet again, do I arrive at school and see everybody dressed up again, and why did nobody tell me, again?

"Ah Geoff-san. Today is entrance exams. We look our best, make a good, ah, a good..."

"...impression?"

"yes, a good impression on new students"

"I see, maybe it would be good to know when we have to dress up, so that I could also dress smartly"
I'm getting a bit pissed-off that nobody tells me anything around here, whats wrong with you people?

"You do not have to dress up. Maybe you are in here? "
You are not involved - it doesn't really matter. But dont go wandering around okay?


A little later...


"Geoff-san, ne, you are a young man!" What the hell are you doing?

"Well, you know, I try..." What now? Um, best make like I dont know...

"You have short sleeves, and arms!" You're wearing a t-shirt

"Oh, yes, well, it's pretty warm in here today" Damn, I bloody knew it!

"Ah, maybe, maybe it is warm...." Not really, look at me, I am wearing three layers. Do you see me stripping off?

"No t-shirt then eh? Not good?" Seriously?

"...hehehehehe" wanders off... yes, put your sweater back on you scruffbag