A Flashback
English Teacher Hit By Car; in Annoyed Condition
By A.Hack, Staff Writer
March 16 2006
TOYAMA - A man suffered minor injuries and was in an off mood Wednesday night after he was hit by a car while cycling across a pedestrian crossing near Toyama's CIC building.
The incident occurred at 5:58 p.m. when Pedro Alhambra, 27, crossing in the cyle lane during a 'green man', was struck by a white MPV driven by an obviously blind Toyama Driver, a local ALT reported. Glock Graduation, 23, of Higashi Toyama said "I didn't see it happen but Pedro looked sooo pissed afterward. Seriously, Toyama Driver was outta control!"
Charges were reported in the crash after a kindly passer-by provided the injured man with the licence number of the vehicle. "I was suplise. Man dlive away. Nihonjin suck at life" she said.
The man was later apprehended by police. Toyama's Finest gave the hobbled and blind old man a severe shouting at and forced him to point at his car and the wincing victim while the they took photographs. He was also made to pay 2man in damages to his foreign victim. Alhambra, a ruggedly handsome man originally of the United Kingdom and now of Sunshine 88, is reported to be on crutches after a visit to Dr Motoe, a knee specialist north of Toyama station. Police are appealing for more witnesses to the accident and "women who like policemen."
By A.Hack, Staff Writer
March 16 2006
TOYAMA - A man suffered minor injuries and was in an off mood Wednesday night after he was hit by a car while cycling across a pedestrian crossing near Toyama's CIC building.
The incident occurred at 5:58 p.m. when Pedro Alhambra, 27, crossing in the cyle lane during a 'green man', was struck by a white MPV driven by an obviously blind Toyama Driver, a local ALT reported. Glock Graduation, 23, of Higashi Toyama said "I didn't see it happen but Pedro looked sooo pissed afterward. Seriously, Toyama Driver was outta control!"
Charges were reported in the crash after a kindly passer-by provided the injured man with the licence number of the vehicle. "I was suplise. Man dlive away. Nihonjin suck at life" she said.
The man was later apprehended by police. Toyama's Finest gave the hobbled and blind old man a severe shouting at and forced him to point at his car and the wincing victim while the they took photographs. He was also made to pay 2man in damages to his foreign victim. Alhambra, a ruggedly handsome man originally of the United Kingdom and now of Sunshine 88, is reported to be on crutches after a visit to Dr Motoe, a knee specialist north of Toyama station. Police are appealing for more witnesses to the accident and "women who like policemen."
posted by Geoff at 3:43 PM
7 Comments:
*yawn* old news...
Just to let you know i've read all your posts from my desk in sunny Australia whilst doing my *yamn* exciting job and I've got to say your "Toyama Driver" post was the funniest thing I have ever read.
What a nice little flash back thanks....
Nicole
Oz
Well thank you Nicole.
Nihongojin, oh darling, Japanese never quite clicked for you, did it? Mr. Alhambra, formerly of sanshain 88, is sorely missed.
shaz
Oh come on...this happened back, when, in March? Sounds like a ploy for sympathy to me ;)
We miss you and that girl you hang around. Much love from the Orient to you both!
Now that I'm safely back in God's Country, I have a confession to make about the whole "Car Hits Geoff" incident.
I was in on it. The whole time.
YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D! OHHHH SNAP!
Aruhamubura-sama, ai rabu yoaa
waaku. Ai saruuto yuu.
Hope to be seein' you and your foin foin lassie in the not too distant future.
Take it easy mate,
Andrew o(^-^)o
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